Saturday afternoon I found myself in a very crowded Union Square. The farmers’ market appears to be open for the season, and there was a big Pillow Fight drawing in kids young and old.

I took a bunch of lovely photos of the market, but I wanted to post this first because it’s something that has been driving me absolutely nuts since this whole city became hipsterfied. Of these two people in extremely tight jeans, one is a girl and one is a guy. But I bet you can’t guess which is which. Because the jeans are too tight. Again, in case you missed it, you can’t tell the gender of these two because the JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT!! A guy’s jeans should never be as tight as the girl’s he is with.

As my cousin has so eloquently put it, “Guys in New York are like girls with dicks.” This is a notice to all of you guys guilty of this hipster phenomenon: start shopping in your section of the store! When I go looking for my size zero jeans, YOU better not be grabbing the last pair. If we can share jeans, you are more like a gay friend than someone to date. Think about it.

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