Food = Sex
Amy : I’m an insatiable beast these days
Christina : me too
Christina : I dont know whats wrong with me
Christina : I’m always hungry
Amy : me too
Christina : how do I fight these evil urges?
Amy : I know what my problem is
Amy : I’m eating away my sex drive
Amy : trying to at least
Christina : hey, thats a good idea
Amy : no it’s not
Christina : cause if I eat an entire batch of brownies…I won’t wanna have sex cause I’ll feel like a whale
Amy : but see, I’d much rather be having sex
Amy : but that’s probably because I haven’t had any recently
Christina : me too, who am I kidding?
Amy : who ARE you kidding?
Amy : please bitch
Christina : but sex is right up there with eating
Christina : scarily equivalent
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