Food = Sex

Amy : I’m an insatiable beast these days

Christina : me too

Christina : I dont know whats wrong with me

Christina : I’m always hungry

Amy : me too

Christina : how do I fight these evil urges?

Amy : I know what my problem is

Amy : I’m eating away my sex drive

Amy : trying to at least

Christina : hey, thats a good idea

Amy : no it’s not

Christina : cause if I eat an entire batch of brownies…I won’t wanna have sex cause I’ll feel like a whale

Amy : but see, I’d much rather be having sex

Amy : but that’s probably because I haven’t had any recently

Christina : me too, who am I kidding?

Amy : who ARE you kidding?

Amy : please bitch

Christina : but sex is right up there with eating

Christina : scarily equivalent

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