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I feel the same way about windmills as I do about lighthouses: they seem intriguing until you get up close and realize they are actually quite boring. I mean, they are essentially just buildings that serve a very specific purpose. One is to create power, which I do think is super cool because it’s all green and environmentally friendly. The other is to let semen… whoops! I mean SEAMEN know where land is so they don’t go crashing into it. I guess that one is helpful, but it doesn’t really affect me since the extent of my nautical activity includes laying out to roast in the sun on the front of a sexy little speedboat. Ahhh, I love summer and I’m so glad it’s finally here.