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And it only took crossing over about 10 bridges before I figured that one out. Smart cookie, aren’t I? At my rate, I’ll be speaking Dutch fluently in ohhhh, maybe a couple of centuries. If that. Fortunately for me, basically everyone from the Netherlands speaks English fluently. So fluently that you could mistake them for Americans. Or rather, Americans that speak clearly. None of those regional accents that make you wonder if Bostonians ever learned the letter R or if Southerners are just talking like that to piss you off. Seriously, the bar could stand to be raised for English teachers.