Why I Hate MySpace

  1. All caps. Is that really necessary?
  2. Just because I live in little Puerto Rico and the sign out my bedroom window says ‘Boriquen Plaza’ does not mean I’m looking for some ‘Boricua Love.’
  3. What the fuck is a MUUUAKSS?
  4. Punctuation, please.
  5. Grammar. There is a difference between ‘than’ and ‘then.’ And that’s just the beginning.
  6. The only one that should be ‘holla back’-ing is Gwen Stefani.
  7. Who in their right mind would respond to this? Gotta getta betta game, Papi!

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