What Severs My Relationship With Starbucks
June 13th, 2008
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The European cappuccino is a force to be reckoned with. I think it’s the simplicity of it. There aren’t a million customizations creating double-shot-extra-hot-no-foam-no-whip-skim-mochas, so you don’t have to spend more than 5 seconds thinking about your morning caffeine fix. And they are far less likely to screw up a process that they’ve already perfected. No worrying you’re getting whole milk instead of soy! And their sugar packets are all long and slender and usually have pretty designs on them. So much better than our Pepto Bismal colored packets containing aspartame infused fake shit. Plus, they always put a cookie on your saucer. Sounds kind of dirty, doesn’t it?
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