Archive for the 'Conversations' Category

The Only Person Who is Exactly My Size
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

…is my lovely friend, Nina.  Quite some time ago we had a conversation that went something like this:
“I think you’re smaller than me.”
“No, I think you’re smaller than me.”
“Well, I think I’m shorter than you, but you’re skinnier than me.”
“I don’t think so.  How about we just agree that we’re the same size?”
“OK.”
Now please excuse [...]

To See Stereotypes in the Flesh
Monday, July 7th, 2008

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I spent this 4th of July weekend in the Hamptons at an 8 bedroom “house” that a friend rented for the month (apparently the owner of the place is President of Capitol Records — he was there the first night, but didn’t go out with us because he had [...]

What If No One Told Us What To Do?
Sunday, June 29th, 2008

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The other day I was out to dinner with some very smart friends. While two were engaged in their own conversation, the third turned to me and asked, “How do you think quantum physics shapes human morality?” Whoa. What? My face went blank and I [...]

Uptown Piggies Enjoy Conversation
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

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I took this in the very early hours of the morning at the hostel bar. This is exactly what the atmosphere felt like the entire time I was at this hostel: blurry. Kidding! …Kind of. Regardless of the amount of brain cells that were demolished in [...]

The Nazi Tulip
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

For a while now, my cousin whom I live with has wanted to get a puppy. However, there are obvious reasons that are hindering the decision like, “Can we keep it alive?” So while I was in Amsterdam, I picked up a tulip-in-a-can at a very touristy shop to bring home for her [...]

Thunder Thighs and Lightning Legs
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Amy : I need some food in my life
Amy : I’ll be back shortly
Christina : k

Amy : I’m baaaack
Christina : how was the grub?
Amy : I got sushi
Amy : about to devour it
Christina : mmmm sushi
Amy : I haven’t eaten it in so long
Amy : I’m trying to be super healthy again
Amy : I’ve gained [...]

Angela’s Boobs
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

As a prequel to this bit of conversation, I have to head upstate tomorrow for a family thing. Sarah is my cousin and roommate who is already there.
Amy : is it cold up there?
Amy : I have no idea what to pack
Sarah : it was 66 here yesterday
Amy : FAWK YEAH
Sarah : [...]

Food = Sex
Monday, April 7th, 2008

Amy : I’m an insatiable beast these days
Christina : me too
Christina : I dont know whats wrong with me
Christina : I’m always hungry
Amy : me too
Christina : how do I fight these evil urges?
Amy : I know what my problem is
Amy : I’m eating away my sex drive
Amy : trying to at least
Christina : hey, [...]

What Girls Talk About
Friday, April 4th, 2008

Amy : my god, I wish I could like, post our IM conversations somewhere
Amy : maybe I will on my blog
Christina : I love our convos
Amy : they make my day so much better
Christina : it’s insight on female interaction
Amy : it is
Christina : guys could learn a lot
Amy : sometimes they’re a little out [...]