is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam. I wonder why he decided to use ‘Akon’ instead of ‘Nacka’ or ‘Bouga.’

Prince’s real name is actually Prince Rogers Nelson, which leads me to question why my parents did not name me Princess.  Didn’t they realize I could have been a legendary pop star with the ability to entice straight and gay men alike to strut around in purple rain claiming that you don’t have to be beautiful to turn me on?

The entire list is located here.

I’m so glad this chick added me on MySpace because I am now obsessed with her. Great voice, uplifting tunes, hot girl. Can’t really go wrong with those qualities. Who is she, you ask? Kate Voegele (sounds like mogul).

The only decent video I could find of her performing is this one on MySpaceTV, but it’s a great song (and apparently her favorite!). Head on over to her MySpace page to hear her original songs. They’re all wonderful.

Nikka Costa’s got a new single and, as per usual, it rocks. This chick has totally got it goin’ on. She needs to get to the east coast pronto so I can stalk her out. Go listen to Denial Twist immediately.

I can’t stop listening to this song. Even better is that Chris Brown is super sexy, has an amazingly smooth voice, and can MOVE. I like to pretend that he’s singing to me.

Bonus points because of his sparkly, color-changing shirt. I thought only the horse of a different color did things like that.

I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one. Hit me.